400: You have been evicted from your home, but rather than live on the street you go to Ikea. At night you hide in the bathroom until the janitor leaves. Write about your life.

This sounds amazing! I love walking around Ikea and looking at the different room setups and imagining how different pieces will look in my future home.

At night I will go to the food court kitchen to heat up something for dinner then grab stuff for breakfast and lunch to eat later. I’ll sleep in a different bedroom every night and wake up before the store opens to fix the bed and hide in the bathroom again until customers are allowed inside. If the weather is nice, I will go out for a walk or have a picnic by the water. There are Little Libraries all over Brooklyn so I’ll return the book I just finished and find something new to read. If the weather is bad, I’ll just stay inside and walk around the store pretending to shop and interacting with other customers to have some social interaction. I’ll use the bathroom sinks to bathe and wash my clothes at night so hopefully I won’t be too dirty/smelly/unapproachable.

Sounds like a simple and wonderful life.